Weekly Birdie Babe: Demi Runas

Look for her on the LPGA tour.

Wasted Management

What do you do when you're in a horrible career slump and it's a thursday night in Phoenix?  If you're Steven "Eyebrows" Bowditch, you get shit hammered drunk and drive home.  Bowditch was arrested for extreme DUI with a BAC of over .15.

Apparently, the cop sat behind him at red light which Bowdo had fallen asleep at.  This was at around 1:30 am mind you.  Luckily his tee time wasn't until 2pm, so he had a few hours to go through the booking process, get some sleep, then tee it up to eventually miss the cut.

Look at those warlocks!

Weekly Caddyshack Trivia #3

Try to answer the questions without re-watching the movie.  Leave answers in the comment section.

Who were the Noonan's neighbors who got paved brick?

Weekly Birdie Babe: Phoebe Torrance

Don't think she golfs but Phoebe Torrance, daughter of Sam Torrance, is a total smokeshow

Brandel Chamblee Marries a Horse

Again, sorry for the delay on this story, I'm still blocked by Brandel on Twitter.  The 53 year old father of 3 married the 29 Golf Channel employee on NYE 2016 in Arizona.  Congrats you creepy old man.

Weekly Caddyshack Trivia #2

Try to answer the questions without re-watching the movie.  Leave answers in the comment section.

Q:  Which hole had McFiddish asked Carl to mow the long grass on?

Rory vs. Brandel Chamblee: Beef 2.0

Sorry for the delay in getting to this story, I'm still blocked by Brandel Chamblee on Twitter.  You may recall last year the two had words on Twitter in regard to Rors weightlifting regimen.

https://twitter.com/McIlroyRory/status/699717207190704128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Now Brandel as chimed in on the debate between hitting up or down on the ball with a driver.

https://twitter.com/chambleebrandel/status/821407932009054208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

(He has since taken down his 2nd tweet, a true sign of bitchassness, but it showed images of Nicklaus, Hogan, and Spieth at impact.)

Then, Rory straight up pwned him in a series of tweets:

https://twitter.com/McIlroyRory/status/821606274102099968/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

LMAO, Internet tough guys.