Wasted Management

What do you do when you're in a horrible career slump and it's a thursday night in Phoenix?  If you're Steven "Eyebrows" Bowditch, you get shit hammered drunk and drive home.  Bowditch was arrested for extreme DUI with a BAC of over .15.

Apparently, the cop sat behind him at red light which Bowdo had fallen asleep at.  This was at around 1:30 am mind you.  Luckily his tee time wasn't until 2pm, so he had a few hours to go through the booking process, get some sleep, then tee it up to eventually miss the cut.

Look at those warlocks!